Mum's word is the word

Chelsea Clinton has very strict rules.

The former first daughter doesn't talk to the press. Even when a 9-year-old approaches her asking a benign, softball-even-for-a-preteen question about her father's potential role as "first man," Chelsea won't even respond.

I can imagine the shock on the little girl's face when Chelsea responded to her question with "I'm sorry, I don't talk to the press and that applies to you, unfortunately. Even though I think you're cute."

Apparently ice water in the veins is an inheritable genetic trait.

I'd like to know what the girl would have asked Chelsea next had she answered the child's question. "What's your favorite animal?"?

Call the secret service! Arrest that child! How dare she approach and ask CHELSEA CLINTON a question! It's an offense worthy of an extended stay at Guantanamo!

Let's get this straight:

Chelsea Clinton is a weird hybrid of Bill and Hillary Clinton.

She went to Stanford.

She dates boys and is occasionally photographed next to them.

And, she's 27 and her parents still won't let her talk to the media.

Maybe it's time Chelsea starts making her own decisions on the press, after all, she could use us to poise her run for president in 2016.